:: It’s the self-gratifying, stress relieving, hysterically amusing DAMMIT DOLL! ::

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

It’s the self-gratifying,
stress relieving,
hysterically amusing
DAMMIT DOLL!

 

Whenever things don’t go so well,

And you want to hit the wall and yell,

Here’s a little Dammit Doll,

That you can’t do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs

And find a place to slam it.

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

:: Dammit Doll Poems :: Dammit Doll Sayings :: 

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

 Sling it across the room, slam its head in the drawer, or just SMACK IT! They are so well made, they are built to last! I seriously can’t find one person who this product wouldn’t be perfect for?! Young or old, guy or girl, teacher or co-worker, it’s the perfect gift idea! So original and incredibly practical!  You might think it promotes aggression, but what it really maintains is sanity!

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

Ahhh… And there’s SO many patterns to choose from…
dammit dolls

Choose randomly….or choose your own…

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Dammit DollsAnd there’s even key chains!

Dammit Dolls Keychain

:: Dammit Doll Saying :: Dammit Doll Poem ::

Would anyone like to see the Dammit Doll made into another different type of product? Ideas? Suggestions? Perhaps… a giant punching bag? Leave your comments below!

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