:: It’s the self-gratifying, stress relieving, hysterically amusing DAMMIT DOLL! ::

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

It’s the self-gratifying,
stress relieving,
hysterically amusing
DAMMIT DOLL!

 

Whenever things don’t go so well,

And you want to hit the wall and yell,

Here’s a little Dammit Doll,

That you can’t do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs

And find a place to slam it.

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

:: Dammit Doll Poems :: Dammit Doll Sayings :: 

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

 Sling it across the room, slam its head in the drawer, or just SMACK IT! They are so well made, they are built to last! I seriously can’t find one person who this product wouldn’t be perfect for?! Young or old, guy or girl, teacher or co-worker, it’s the perfect gift idea! So original and incredibly practical!  You might think it promotes aggression, but what it really maintains is sanity!

Dammit Doll Review by: oh! rubbish! blog

Ahhh… And there’s SO many patterns to choose from…
dammit dolls

Choose randomly….or choose your own…

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Dammit DollsAnd there’s even key chains!

Dammit Dolls Keychain

:: Dammit Doll Saying :: Dammit Doll Poem ::

Would anyone like to see the Dammit Doll made into another different type of product? Ideas? Suggestions? Perhaps… a giant punching bag? Leave your comments below!

  9 comments for “:: It’s the self-gratifying, stress relieving, hysterically amusing DAMMIT DOLL! ::

  1. Brandi
    April 20, 2015 at 2:57 am

    Your style is so unique compared to other people I have read stuff from. Thank you for posting!

    • April 21, 2015 at 2:21 am

      Thank you for the kind words!!

  2. Mack Hamrick
    April 16, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    Nice post. I learn something new and challenging on blogs I stumble upon everyday. It’s always useful to read through content from other writers and practice a little something from other websites.

  3. Jason
    April 14, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    It’s actually a great item!! I love mine!

  4. Karen
    February 4, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    ha hahah….we have one in our office. we pinned in the middle of a dart board. throughout the day, the most random things get thrown at it.

    • Turtle
      February 6, 2015 at 12:48 am

      funny!!…I’m sure it gives you randomness of laughter and quirks throughout the day!

  5. Mariana
    January 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    LOL! I just got one for my best friend…..LOVE IT!

  6. Mandy
    January 25, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    OH! These are super cool! I agree with the punching bag idea, like a giant one for the office that you can just pass by and punch it! LOL!

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