It’s the self-gratifying,
Whenever things don’t go so well,
And you want to hit the wall and yell,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll,
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
:: Dammit Doll Poems :: Dammit Doll Sayings ::
Sling it across the room, slam its head in the drawer, or just SMACK IT! They are so well made, they are built to last! I seriously can’t find one person who this product wouldn’t be perfect for?! Young or old, guy or girl, teacher or co-worker, it’s the perfect gift idea! So original and incredibly practical! You might think it promotes aggression, but what it really maintains is sanity!
Choose randomly….or choose your own…
:: Dammit Doll Saying :: Dammit Doll Poem ::